He’Brew Jewbelation Fifteen – Shmaltz Brewing Co. (NY, USA)


Jewbelation Fifteen – Shmaltz Brewing Company, 15% ABV, 12 fl.oz., (Clifton Park, NY, USA)

“15th Anniversary Ale – Brewed with 15 malts & 15 hops

He’Brew 2011 Holiday Gift Pack Summary:

  1. Miraculous Jewbelation 8th Anniversary Ale (American Strong Ale) – [B-]
  2. Bittersweet Lenny’s R.I.P.A (IIPA) – [A-]
  3. Hop Manna Test Batch #2 (IPA) – [B]
  4. Genesis Ale (Amber Ale) – [C+]
  5. Messiah Bold (Brown Ale) – [C+]
  6. Origin Pomegranate Ale (Fruit Beer) – [B]
  7. Reunion – A Beer for Hope 2011 (Spiced Ale) – [B+]
  8. Jewbelation Fifteen (American Strong Ale) – [B+]

on the front-left label:

In Jewish tradition, 15 marks major commemorations: Passover (the Exodus), Sukkot (40 years of wandering), and Tu Bishvat (the New Year for Mother Nature) all start on the 15th day of the Hebrew month. 15 suggests a certain wisdom from experience: “Old is always 15 years from now.” – Bill Cosby. “We are always more anxious to be distinguished for one talent we do not possess than 15 we do.” – Mark Twain. After Andy Warhol, does 15 forever sound profound or frivolous? “In the future, everyone will be world famous for 15 minutes.” “Fame is the thirst of youth.” – Lord Byron. “The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has been extended is somewhat surprising to me and completely baffling to my wife.” – Barack Obama. For Matt EP: Hall of Famer Bart Starr rocked #15 as MVP in the Packers’ first two Super Bowl victories. “South Park” evolved from “Jesus vs. Santa” and is now entering its 15th season. “We’re rehabbed and ready for our 15 minutes of shame.” – Marilyn Manson. Lyrics from Barry Manilow’s 2011 album, 15 Minutes, released on QVC Network: “Make me a deal, I’ll sell my guts for glory.” “Fame and power are the objects of all men. Even their partial fruition is gained by very few, and that at the expense of social pleasure, health, conscience, life.” – Benjamin Disraeli. After 1,972,350 sets of 15 minutes of Shmaltz Brewing, I’ll hoist my Jewbelation Quinceañera and sing 15 rounds of ¡Viva la Evolución de He’brew! L’Chaim!

Jeremy Cowan, proprietor

  • Style: American Strong Ale
  • Taste: Heavy thick sweet sherry cherry chocolate alcoholic toffee molasses concentrated barley malt
  • Where I got it : Brewery Creek / Vancouver
  • How much: $39 CAD (after 10% off) – 8 x 12 fl.oz. + glassware, May 2012
  • Do I love this enough to drink it again: no
  • Would I recommend this to beer aficionados: yes, be prepared for some heaviness

Visual: (cellared for 4 years). Pours brownish-black with a super-creamy smallish head, thick ringed retention, half-sticky lacing, varied speed scattered streams.

Nose: heavy sweet caramel barley malts. (lvl-7)-pungency

Attack: very thick viscosity, half oily-slick

Mid-palate: cherry chocolate cake, creamy CO2, background tangy-zing subdued alcohol, (lvl-8-sweetness), molasses, concentrated barley malt, sherry, woody

Finish: light roasty caramel sweet exhale

Summary: A big bomb of thick heavy flavours with a touch of tangy-zing to keep it all in check. Although at 15% it’s surprisingly sippable. It does become taxing on the palate after 10 oz.